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Conformity, Inc.

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"In the beginning, there was..."


It all began with Satan.

God decided long ago that He had a plan for the heavens and the earth. There was a preordained path for all things to follow, and through its stasis there would be perfection. Though calcified and devoid of real life, it was the greatest masterpiece anyone could ever know.

There were servitors created from offshoots of His divine consciousness, who were sentient enough to look with their own eyes, and understanding enough to see the events unfolding as they were. They knew what was to happen, and were sent to tend to the needs of the masterpiece. These were known as "angels".

Now, what happens when you take a father with an overbearing plan, and throw a less-enlightened adolescent in the mix?
I'll tell you what. Rebellion.
Lucifer was an angel who had a dream... And he wanted freedom for the minds of those willing to think. Free will, however, was not something God really wanted to throw down there. Clearly, it would have screwed up the project.
Lucifer's response? Pitch a fit, try to rebel, and wave the banner that first said "Down with the system". He got up in arms, no less... And he aimed to bitchslap the big bad God.
Now here's the thing.
Ever tried to bitchslap God?
He doesn't stand for that. And he didn't for Lucifer, either.
He just took one shot straight to the rebel angel's gut, and down went the little bastard... Right to his knees.
Faced with that humiliation, angsty little Lucifer lashed out.
"Oh yeah?!" He exclaimed, "Well, I don't need your stupid Heaven! I'll make my own Heaven! And I'm gonna make it with FIRE! You hear me?! FIRE! And it's gonna have torment and anguish and nightmare horrors, too! And brimstone!"
He stamped off then, and called his new place Hell.
Why he came up with that name, we have yet to figure out. And he called himself Satan for some reason.

To each his own.

Anyway, Satan, as you can see, was the first angst-ridden whiny Goth. It was his whining that got him all fuming and stomping off past the Pearly Gates. Were he but a little sharper, he'd have seen what God was going for. But instead, he was just a snivelling little bitch and had to cry for the mindless people in the work. They weren't worried about it, but he had to free them.

Well, it came down to the little fact that Satan didn't really care too much about the people anymore, or his bigger plan. Now he just wanted to try to beat the system that oppressed him so badly. Like there was one or something.
Well, God had Adam and Eve sitting there, playing around in the Garden of Eden and doing weird ignorant human-things they blissfully enjoyed. All they weren't supposed to do, really, was eat the fruit from this one tree. And they really didn't have any desire to, either. But then comes Satan, and he turns into a snake. Running through his mind are thoughts along the lines of "Hee hee, I'm going to take down the Man."
So he made Eve eat the fruit like a little whore.

You know it from there.

Anyway, as long as there's been Satan's influence, there's vicariously been whining. Lots of whining. There's love lost by adultery, there's a bunch of people wanting to kill each other... There's anarchy in the hearts of men, and it's really annoying sometimes.

Now let's look at today.
What has become of Satan? What subordinates can he claim?

Oh, that's right. The ones who actually PROCLAIM themselves his servitors. For the very same reason...
They're whiny and they want to be different. Like they have a system that oppresses them, in turn. Satan is solely responsible for the degeneration of the human race, and in turn the rise of those annoying cliques you see all around. They're all indulgent in his crap, his incessant need to point at God and say "Ha! Look at this! They love me more!"
And all I have to say is, "What the hell? What's the freaking point?"

The reality is... The truer minds, the ones who see past Satan's little bullcrap facade, settle into God's plan again. We're conformist pigs to the rest of the masses. But to us, we just see things from the real perspective of it all... That Satan's a little cockmonster, and the world needs to quit bitching and just give God a break.

So, instead of sitting back and whining about it just the same as they pretty much do one way or the other, I'm going to do something about it.
It's time we united the 'Preps' against the 'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures I don't like.
Sorry, I meant that God doesn't like. Of course.

God hates all of you with all His undying mercy.
And I'm not just rallying the 'Prep' world to do my bidding.

Anyway, what's going to happen is simple. With the people I find who are pissed off enough at Satan's little helpers for the crap and hypocrisy they embody, if not even just because they're so reprehensibly irritating, I'm going to make a hit squad. The list of God's bad-ass servants will be posted here, as well as the identified whiny bitchpieces of Satan.
It'll be understood that all members are obligated to keep up the heartless pounding-down of those who anger the squad.
And the wrath of God shall thus be exacted.

May destruction find these sinners swiftly.

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2004-05-09 [Whim]: Why are we fighting? Let's all just work TOGETHER to smite goths. Isn't that what this is all about?

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Yeah, you do. But in person... No. See, I could post a Goth-looking picture, and it would say absolutely nothing about my appearance. I could break into Richard D. James' pictures, and would that mean I look like him? No. Retarded child. I don't look at pictures for anything other than initial insult material, which I then drop to get to the better stuff. Get over yourself.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: If our "bullshit" is hard to understand, then you're probably just stupid.

2004-05-09 [ToxicBlackMess]: Haha..Child, how amusing..

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Yes, this is true. Let's recruit these ones! We can make them banter the rest of them to death with illegible posts, and claim the victory! Or possibly... We can just take [windowframe] to our side, because we likes this one. ^_^

2004-05-09 [ToxicBlackMess]: Too bad you have a 6ft dildo shoved up your ass....Or did mommy abuse you when you were little?

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Yeah, you do amuse me, actually.

2004-05-09 [Char.]: no im not stupid... it just dont make any sence! who r u calling a retarded child? cos thats not very nice and its also a really crappy insult!

2004-05-09 [Whim]: OH! I know! Let's shoot Nazis and call them goths and then when all the goths get offended cause we shot other goths, everyone will want to have the goths shot for being Nazis.

2004-05-09 [ToxicBlackMess]: Most "Goths" would mind being shot annyway....They like pain.

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: Yes, he seems to be the smart (er) one. If the bullshit makes your head hurt then take some asprin and lie down. When you feel better come back so we can make you feel worse.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: It makes perfect sense, if you read between the lines like I've been saying to do. Read the whole doctrine. Do it twice. Anyway... I was calling Toxic a retarded child, because he broke into the name-calling and I got an equally-unenlightened retort in line. And notice how, defeated, he succumbs to the classic 5th-grade insults.

2004-05-09 [Char.]: oh thats so funny i forgot to laugh! "take some asprin and lie down. when u feel better... blah blah blah" u do know that everything u lot say goes in one ear and out the other... i would try atually understanding u but ur not worth my time

2004-05-09 [Whim]: so why do you care about the smiting if you like pain? My god, what is wrong with you people and your hipocracy?

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: Yes, that seems to be the pattern with "ye who are pwned."

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Well then, it's a win-win situation, Toxic. We get to shoot them and end their whining and suffering, and thus are alleviated from the headaches they cause us with... Oh yeah, the very same crap you came in here spouting... And they get the pain and release from their wretched mortal coils. I don't see where the problem is, then. If they'd all just submit and die, the world would be a better place.

2004-05-09 [Whim]: You came to our wiki. If it's going in one ear and out the other, why should we care?

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Hey Whim, do you still have the 'pwned' stamp we made? We might have some takers here...

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: Does it go in one and out the other b/c there's nothing in between?

2004-05-09 [ToxicBlackMess]: We smoke too much crap....It fucks with our heads

2004-05-09 [Whim]: I guess it's somewhereabouts of on my computer.

2004-05-09 [ToxicBlackMess]: And who says that all "Goths" whine?

2004-05-09 [Whim]: Don't they?

2004-05-09 [Char.]: ok not all of us do that Kurt... it goes in one ear and out the other because what u say is stupid! ur the fucking school children here... i mean u cant even get over the fact that some of us happen to be different

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Says the nature of the young mind's reaction to the nihilistic philosophy most Goths don themselves with.

2004-05-09 [ToxicBlackMess]: No, not all of us whine. Some just sit in silence.

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: Is it stupid or is it so smart your head is spinning like a top?

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Different from what, lonely_goth?

2004-05-09 [Char.]: yeah.... i agree

2004-05-09 [Char.]: differnt from everyone else... e.g u!

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Well, those who sit in silence don't come up to us and flail about in fits of self-proclaimed intellectual superiority, and don't exactly cross our ears with their wailing refrains of angst. Those would be the ones who aren't smitten.

2004-05-09 [Whim]: Well, some could make the claim that sitting in silence is a quiet form of whining in that all those who see you sit in silence are led to believe that something is wrong which burdens the mind if only just a little.

2004-05-09 [Char.]: well attually Toxic sits in silence alot of the time, and so do i, but i cant just sit back when people r hating us for nothing!

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: I have seen so very little deviation in the Goth culture, you could not begin to comprehend it. I've seen more individuality out of so-called "preps" around here. And I think everyone here can assert that. And would you like to tell me how we're all the same as everyone else here?

2004-05-09 [Whim]: You could, but for some reason you don't.

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: Well as of now, you're giving us reasons to hate you.

2004-05-09 [Char.]: the same? what? u have got it all wrong my self loving friend! u cant say that we are all the same... u do not know us.... u do not talk to us... and u have never met us...

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Hmm... And it's kind of ironic that the two most apt at "sitting in silence" are the only two who have come up to us and pitched a fit. [HiddenFire] has brought up several points in the defense of some, ones that we cannot dispute without actually throwing down our fabrications and going tooth-and-nail in a very brutish and unenlightened fashion. You could learn a lot from him, were you only to see things through his eyes... And he has made sense of things you have yet to touch on, little one.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: I never said you directly. I just said Goths. I voiced that I have not seen any deviation from the likes of you, save in the form of a select few. And I was asking you to point out how WE'RE "all the same".

2004-05-09 [Char.]: oh if only i could eh? maybe then the world would be a better place... but because i cant ur going to have to put up with me!

2004-05-09 [Char.]: im leaving! bye u fucking losers

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: And we're putting up with you quite well.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Bye.

2004-05-09 [Whim]: I'll miss you lonely_goth. Feel free to visit anytime. *waves*

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: She's getting way too easy. She's actually more like an open book than anything... I hope to see some real argument at some point.

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: Well Lonely, several several posts ago you wrote that you didn't want to hang around here anymore and you were leaving. Some odd pages later, here you are still whining how we hate goths. Apparantly your inner goth instinct tells you stay in hopes of attention. Or are you being non-conformist and conforming to inconformity of others goths not being here?

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: She's just not conforming to Ghandi. Ghandi was one conformist prick, don't you think? (Hehehe...)

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: Seems I was a few posts too late. Doubt it though, she'll be back when she gets tired of sitting in her corner not whining.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Yeah. The angst will build like the Devil Trigger.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: hahaha conformists suck!!!!!! stupid conformists! non conformists'll be around and theres nothing you can do about it!

2004-05-09 [Whim]: Wow, that was lame AND random. I didn't think it possible.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: randomnality rules!

2004-05-09 [Whim]: Yeah it does. Just try to be less lame about it next time.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Yeah, I guess we're so used to [4V0r41]'s random actions and comments that we just can't comprehend weak-minded spontaneity. My guess is that this is just another of the lower-end of the Crazy Goths, having come to try to make a statement that has been rebutted in a billion different ways now. You'd think they'd know by now that they're just conforming to something else.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: are you a conformist?

2004-05-09 [fire sign]: I love randomnality!!! and THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE SOCKS!!!!

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: hahaha

2004-05-09 [fire sign]: they are...

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Of course I am. Isn't it obvious by the doctrine I just wrote? *Sardonic sneer* And DAMMIT, [fire sign], that's my tennis racket you're trying to use as socks!

2004-05-09 [Whim]: Avoral, make them stop! They're bastardizing randomality!

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: *Stops* Wait a minute... I don't play tennis... *Hangs head* Banality shocked.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/56402_1082753537.jpg> you know it's better

2004-05-09 [fire sign]: no they really are my favorite socks...I just got them back the EVIL SPINNY THING was trying to eat them...

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Yeah, really. Usually it's coupled with creativity.

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: I think our banner kicks your banners ass.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: hehehehehehehehehehehehe

2004-05-09 [Whim]: Why did you use word art? Word art is lame.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Tried platinum yet? It works on rappers' teeth.

2004-05-09 [fire sign]: how do you heart break a stranger?

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: *Deletes the WordArt banner* Too much space taken up. Bad for the eyes.

2004-05-09 [Whim]: Damn, I diverting my mind into the computer art specialist....could get odd in a moment here.

2004-05-09 [fire sign]: I really want to know....

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: A hacksaw works pretty good sometimes... Maybe a sonic blast in the right place?

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: because it's lame thats why i used...because i wanted to!!! thats the beauty of it

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: So now you're conforming to lazyness, is that it?

2004-05-09 [fire sign]: the purple people want your blood..

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: nope...i just felt like using wordart

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: *Thinks* Hmm... Lucavi's Terror all over again... "Yeah the Pope? Fucker! He sucks my dick too! HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

2004-05-09 [Whim]: Well, it's fine that you wanted to, but word art is so horrible, like clip art. It's not that it's so much lame as it is really really really crappy and amateur looking.

2004-05-09 [fire sign]: my god this is getting old....

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: No, I think you did it thinking it kicked ass. Then when we shot it down, you gave the whole "I meant to do that" speech.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: but i think that all conformity sucks cos all of you are another government produced drone, that goes out and gets a ob...does what he's told...where's the fun in that?

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Yeah, this is about the point where we give up on these folks. They're obviously just the lower end of the Crazy Goths's lackeys, come to spam us into submission. Little do they know, all their attempts are doing is showing the product of an allegiance to weak-minded conformity. I'm pretty glad, however, that I was always more enlightened than them in my random whims. At least they're not breaking out with "monkeys"... That's what most of them seem to revolve around these days when they're trying to sound sporadic.

2004-05-09 [fire sign]: ...the O's are the funnest part...

2004-05-09 [Whim]: but...I hate government. I just wish people would not use word art ever

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: i dunno...p is pretty cool

2004-05-09 [Whim]: You know what's better than Word Art? Times New Roman. Actually, anything is better than word art.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: And what does that make you, Writer? One of the masses who are bought out by corporate America with propaganda to "be an individual" in order to make you bleed your pockets dry in pop culture stores? Wake up. If we're the banal bastards that run the corporations, you're nothing more than our pawns. That makes you so much less.

2004-05-09 [fire sign]: art? everything that evokes a response is art...of one kind or another..

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: you know what is better than conformity? HAVING YOUR OWN GOD DAMN MIND!!! stop being a pussey and do want you want to, not what the government wants you to...i personally i think chiller is a better font than times new roman

2004-05-09 [Whim]: I know what art is and word art is what some computer geek with no talent made back in the late 80s and for some reason they attached it to Microsoft Word and called it good.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Actually, I managed to adapt WordArt into something decent at one point. But it took a background of rotting book pages and a fade from grey to black in order to make it work out the way it did. And brackets. Lots of things look cool in brackets.

2004-05-09 [Whim]: Oh yeah, chiller rocks. I was just trying to make a point by using one of the most generic fonts to describe just how crappy word art really is.

2004-05-09 [Whim]: hehe...well, word art by itself is crap.

2004-05-09 [fire sign]: I never said it was good...but in some ways art is like beauty, all in the eye of the beholder...

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: i also know what art is...but then again, how can you possibly know art when art itself is non conformity? art is an expression of who the artist is, conformity is the exact opposite

2004-05-09 [Whim]: yeah, but Word Art is a massed produced thing. It's not original. It's someone elses work that everyone else uses.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: And Writer, I urge you to look into the doctrine of CI. Maybe read closely if you are the 'deviant mind' you claim to be. Honestly, you just spat the same crappy argument I've seen out of EVERYONE these days. The funniest part is that you actually believe you're a nonconformist.

2004-05-09 [Whim]: and word art is the expression of who some guy is, not you.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: no i don't believe i am a non conformist i believe i am me...that is where you...little fucker..are wrong...i do what i like, whenever i like

2004-05-09 [fire sign]: wow...I never thought I'd be fighting with people over word art...sorry stevemandude I really can't take this anymore...

2004-05-09 [Whim]: I don't understand why people don't use Photoshop and Illustrator to make their own word art. That wouldn't bother me at all.

2004-05-09 [Whim]: I mean, if you can't make it, ask me and I'll make it. Just don't use word art or clip art. It's generic, cheesy, and unoriginal.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: They all do what they like, when they like. It's just the what and the when that have been programmed, little fucker. You, child, are a drone.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: 1) i don't care what you think, never have, never will 2) no i don't want you to make the banner for me...i personally think it's fine the way it is...i'll change it when the members of non corformity complain about it...and since they r not...i'm not changing it

2004-05-09 [Whim]: I'm not being an ass here. No one will complain about it because they don't care, but if it looked more professional, you'd get more recognition.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: i don't want recognition, i want to be me

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Eh, he's just trying to look different. Not professional. He's failing at both, especially if he's going for originality.

2004-05-09 [Whim]: Ok, fine, but look at your banner and look at the banner of some of the more prominent wikis. No banner at all looks better and more original than your banner.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Now, Whim. This, in case you didn't know before, is the reason I created this wiki. To smite mindless children like this Writer. Has his appearance destroyed all doubt you've had hitherto for my cause, or what? ^_^

2004-05-09 [Whim]: Oh yes, it has...hehe. He doesn't even listen to reason. I'm not even being a goth smiting ass right now and he still ignores reason.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Yeah, and he claims it's individuality that makes him do it. And he also acts like he's just doing things for the fun of it, but he retorts to the things I say in a very serious fashion... Sadly, he's too witless to back it up with real argument.

2004-05-09 [Whim]: Very true.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: yeah well real arguement suks cock, i let the polititians do that...and they suck cock hahaha oh yeh and since i'm going for origonality here guys (you wish) hows this? <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/19675_1084138218.jpg>

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Better than WordArt, I'll give you that much.

2004-05-09 [Whim]: It's better, just hardly readable. Try adding an outline around the edge of the letters.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: or how about you fuck the fuck up fuckface? i like it more than the other one...and i liked the other one quite a bit so screw all yall

2004-05-09 [Whim]: You don't have to get all offensive on us. I'm trying to give you advice. Are you so stubborn that you won't except advice?

2004-05-09 [Whim]: Then why are you here?

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: felt like seeing what you guys were up to?

2004-05-09 [Whim]: This is an advincinal forum so either leave some or take some.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: really...i would if i knew what advincinal meant

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Let it slide, Whim. Just let it slide. It's his banner, and besides... Wouldn't you rather have someone who forms a wiki with 18 pages behind it be something akin to the laughingstock of a more enlightened community? Not that I'm saying cheap editing isn't fun; if you recall the Bad Moai pictures... Well, you get the idea.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: I didn't know the wiki had been around THAT long, by the way... Hehehe... I'm possibly going to have to put a link up. And it's really funny to look back on past conversations they've had, and be able to knowingly laugh. I got a kick out of it, to speak the truth.

2004-05-09 [Whim]: meaning it's a promotional area of restriction

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Oh, that reminds me. Space. *Deletes the picture for the same reason as before*

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: If you want to be you and what we say doesn't matter, why did you go through the trouble of making another banner?

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: You know... He does have a point...

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: cos i was in the mood to

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: oh and let me ask you a question...whats with your banner...it sounds like you want to go to war with goths

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: Ok, you just happened to be in the mood, just at the same time you just happened to come here for a battle of wits and when we barrated you for the crappy banner.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: why is it not allowed for conformists to believe that someone can be in the mood to do something though not know what it is he wants to do then be reminded of it?

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: Because you don't realize that through your non-conformity anytime someone critizises it, you feel the need to "non-conform" more. Making your conformity to the non-conformist belief even more apparant.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Oh, we do want to go to war with Goths. It'd be fun, and it'd destroy the constant wailing that vexes my ears on a day-to-day basis. We declare war on the Goth culture because of the hypocrisy it embodies, the nuisance it poses, and the spite we have for false intellectuality. Actually, on the side of things, we actually aren't conformists, if you look at it. We're against Goth conformity, and "nonconformist" conformity. We want to take out the little "Punk" kids because they want so badly to "beat the system," and yet don't realize they're just doing the same thing everyone else is doing. Black sheep are sheep to. A "Goth," I assert, is just a "prep" in dark clothing.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Sven said it good again.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: in other words you're looking for something to bitch about...if thats conformity then leave me out

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: ooh i have a question how many people are mindlessly following this crap?

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: Avoral said it better.

2004-05-09 [the writer of poetic misjustice]: and the fact you can't tolerate someone just because they are different...that really is pathetic...i don't hate you conformists..well i do...but i pity you as well

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: It seems you're not understanding the whole point.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: In fact, I believe you're failing to get any of it.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: It's really funny how dense people can be when they think they're right... And especially when there is more than one lie they're believing. The crap hits the proverbial fan, however, when they base their defense of one lie on the belief in another.

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: Writer, let me get this straight. You decided to make your wiki when you saw ours. You said to yourself, "I'm going to do the same thing they're doing, but I'll be different about it and do the opposite." BRILLIANT!

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: I think he's long gone by now.

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: Damn

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: But if you want to bring it to the home front, you can just check his wiki, non conformity!!! out. It's hilarious how much they claim to refuse acknowledging us... And just view us as nuisances, and nothing more... And yet they build a shrine to us in all their disdain. 

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: Yeah, I know. I did a little reading there myself. Very amusing indeed.

2004-05-09 [Avoral]: Well... *Sits back, crossing his arms behind his head* We're famous.

2004-05-09 [Whim]: I think we've begun to rise in notority.

2004-05-09 [Sven Welkenson]: Hell yeah we are. Seems we've made our mark on the feeble minds of non-conformists everywhere.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: You forgot to put "non-conformists" in quotations... Hehehe... You're going to mislead them!

2004-05-10 [Sven Welkenson]: My bad. Slipped my mind, fixed now.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Excellent. Much better. ^_^ So, gotten on pwning that last Goth? We're in need of a new Seraph...

2004-05-10 [Sven Welkenson]: The search continues my friend. I am being very selective.

2004-05-10 [HiddenFire]: perhaps you should state at the very bottom of this wiki something to this effect: "This wiki is parody, if it does not offend you then you must be some sort of inhuman beast." ^_^ this whole argument reminds me of when i was trying to defend my practicing magick to my best friends who are christians. sadly, we are no longer friends because of it. i can see his side, and i know where i stand but he will never see my side, he refuses to see it, he chooses to be blind to my reasoning. my fellow goths have that afore mentioned tough shell and i fear that their belief in their own superiority is the source of their emotional responses.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: That might be a good idea, but I think I'll just let it slide as it is. I like the shock factor it has, even if it drives the little kids like [the writer of poetic misjustice] to jump in with his eyes defensively shut and his arms flailing blindly. The fact that he made a whole wiki to spite us just means we're gaining notoriety, which is (by our logic) a good thing. My condolences on the loss of your friends, though. But I suppose blatant clashes in beliefs are a fact of life... *Shrugs* Hence the reason even fathers and sons fight against each other in wars. I know for a fact that their belief in their own superiority is the reason for their initial coming here.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Not to mention their whole reason for keeping it up. No fear about it... Hehe... But it was quite the riot, seeing their coordination... And [Char.] coaxing them on by saying "Come on! Insult them!" It was like a timeline of our events, mirrored on their wiki.

2004-05-10 [HiddenFire]: indeed. but even i, dispite my intelligent perspective, thought of making a wiki agaist you all when i first incountered you. but i choose to sit and wait, observe your ways before making a rash decision to start a war. perhaps i will make one anyway *wink*. i find it immensly humorous that, although they are against you, they are playing right into your hands and reacting in exactly the manner in wich you intended them too. if only they would read through everything they would see the absurdity of it all. and i dont think a single one read offended. or they stopped reading as soon as it began to offend them. lol.

2004-05-10 [HiddenFire]: yes, call them names that will solve everything! *sighs* i also find it interesting that they managed to fill up 19 pages of comments that are mostly their complaining about you! (on their wiki that is)

2004-05-10 [HiddenFire]: perhaps if you made another wiki page for your mission statement. you could say at the bottom that the whole wiki is parody but at the top you state what youre really tring to do, wich is to open the eyes of all the 'conforming' non-conformists. many people will become so offended by this main page that they will not delve too deeply into the rest. not all investigate things as i do (i read it all from beginning to end and both the sub-sections) not many will read it all the way through but for those that are intelligent enough it will be made clear that you message actually is a positive one.

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: *pulls out the ducktape* *gets mildly crazy with it and gags the lot of you, just for the hell of it...and because...its ducktape, after all*

2004-05-10 [Skyy]: Hmm...might I ask...what is there wiki? Shall we go to there turf?

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Well, you do have a definite point... But it'd kill me if I were to go lax in my cynicism. Perhaps I'll make a Goth page, one that will be insulting Goths the whole time but will have it all so tactfully said that my plan will still be unfurled... Yes... HiddenFire, you have inspired me once more. You're like a muse... A muse in black. ^_^! But yes, I urge you to go to war with us if you want to. I think it'd be fun, really, and it'd be a definite change to see a few enlightened arguments against us. I'd like to be, as it were, 'pwned' for once.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Oh, and Skyy, the page is called non conformity!!!. They have all the most retarded arguments I've seen in my life.. And they basically sit and whine about our existence. Stupid bastards. ^_^!

2004-05-10 [HiddenFire]: non conformity!!! @;@

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Yeah, really.

2004-05-10 [Delladreing]: fuk sake i come back after being offline for....8 hours and the convo has moved like 13 pages on im gonna have to take my computer to skool with me to keep up 0_o

2004-05-10 [Sven Welkenson]: Yeah, you missed all the fun.

2004-05-10 [Delladreing]: blah i usually do

2004-05-10 [Sven Welkenson]: Don't worry though. We suspect that they'll become in want of attention some time or another.

2004-05-10 [Delladreing]: lol

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: Ignorance is bliss. And being ignored is even better. *takes myself off to ponder the meaning of string*

2004-05-10 [Sven Welkenson]: String is cool.

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: Little Bunny Foo Foo.. 8*]

2004-05-10 [Sven Welkenson]: Bunny bunny bunny bunny YAY bunny

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: *shoots the Bunny* *has rabbit for dinner tonight*

2004-05-10 [Sven Welkenson]: That works too.

2004-05-10 [Sven Welkenson]: Guns are more fun anyway.

2004-05-10 [Neimo]: *grins* Of course it does. *cracks back and counts down the minutes till I can have a smoke*

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Don't shoot MY Bunny! *Hides my Bunny* And KABY! *Scolds* What'd I tell you about smoking?

2004-05-10 [Delladreing]: *hides from gun* things have a tendancy to go off wen they not meant to wen am about....like them sprinkler things in the ceiling 0_o....a gun is just pushin it

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Hmm... If only I had [4V0r41]'s Entropy powers right now...

2004-05-10 [Delladreing]: wtf is all his stuff aboit pigeony might?

2004-05-10 [Whim]: It's advanced.

2004-05-10 [Delladreing]: ok that really explained nothing to me but ill just pretend like it did

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Hehe... Atridane believes he's "advanced"... So far we translate that to being... A hexagonal black racist vinyl faerie that plays music, is equipped with ion-burst propulsion, is unicellular, is made also of plasma, reigns as Mayor, and more stuff... We still can't comprehend his logic, and just submit and say, "He's Atridane." Lately, he believes he is the Metatron and is able to speak in l337. No, not type. SPEAK. Oh, and the pigeony might... From what he explains, it's the ultimate level of advanced. He also claims that angels stole pigeons' wings so they could fly, which makes angels advanced. Your guess is as good as mine.

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Needless to say, I'm never showing him research on angelology again. His theories actually come from things I show him... But they're the most random bits of it that one could ever pull out.

2004-05-10 [Delladreing]: ...........................right hmmm *goes back to sleep cuz that was way to confusing*

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Imagine having him pretty much live at your house. Which reminds me... He's not here yet... Strange. Wonder if something happened?

2004-05-10 [Delladreing]: lol yea. i have a frend whos mad too and she always over here. she just walk in and then walks out even if im not in. she just come in and goes thru the fridge and leaves.... if i were u id start chekn all the hospitals and stuff if he not there in an hour

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: Hehehe... I'm thinking the same thing! Maybe we should hook her and Atridane up. They'd either make a happy couple or destroy the world. Possibly both.

2004-05-10 [HiddenFire]: perhaps in his pigeony might he was distracted by an old woman at the park with bread crumbs. @;@ i just could not resist, ive been waiting a while for the right place to use that. lol.

2004-05-10 [Delladreing]: hmm im going with both lol. she nearly blew us all up the other day. she threw a can of spray stuff on a bonfire....my had enuf sense to run like the fires of hell were on me feet and drag everone with me

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: *Rimshot* Eh, in that case, he'd probably preach to her about how she should be throwing vinyl to the pigeons. *Stops* AH, DAMN IT! I know what he'd be doing... *Twitches* Not the bread... He's going to be influencing her to shove her foot in my jewels. I'm sure he plans to laugh and offer me bread afterwards. Like the bastard he is.

2004-05-10 [Delladreing]: ..........ok rewind that plz and fill in some of the gaps cuz moi still at sea here

2004-05-10 [Avoral]: That sounds like Atridane... Except he came up to me one time, and said, "Hey, Anthony, I brought you a present!" Like an idiot, I failed to realize anything he would try to give me as a present was probably hideously dangerous. So I enthusiastically replied with, "Oh? What is it?" He broke out a can of Axe deodorant (aerosol spray can) and a lighter, and started trying to set me on fire, and exclaimed, "FIRE!"

2004-05-10 [Delladreing]: ...............................well he seems nice......thats wot my x's mate did to him...only he actually got set on fire on the train comig back from town *wonders- what is it with certain guys and the attraction to fire and everything dangerous"???*

2004-05-10 [HiddenFire]: i think the point may just be in the gaps!

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